NFL Picks

I watched Monday Night Football and besides my usual disgust with the three idiotic commentators lousing up the game, I also witnessed the meltdown of Bill Parcells and the end of his coaching career. His absolutely stupid and retarded decision to pull Drew Bledsoe in favor of rookie Tony Roma (or whatever his name is) to start the second half of a winnable game was, to say the least, idiotic. For all intents and purposes Dallas' season is over and they are now the team to bet against. I don't usually factor in things like coaching stupidity or front office mismanagement, but this so blatant that the only time I will select a Dallas Cowboys game as a betting opportunity is if I consider them overrated by my usual method. They will never be a pick when favored! NEVER! At the beginning of the season I had them picked as a contender but after seeing Parcell's in the throes of Alzhiemers I've written them off. Any win that they stumble into in the coming weeks will be considered a fluke. If they were to play the hapless Raiders this year, I'd take Oakland without a second thought. In fact, this week they're getting 6 points from Carolina. Normally, that would be a pass game for me since I have Carolina three points better. But, no matter who the starting quarterback is, Dallas has no hope and will be severely squashed. I'm sure the line will only go up as the smart money loads up on Carolina. But Dallas fans are degenerates and the line won't go high enough to make the game unbeatable. Here's the best advice you'll ever get when it comes to gambling...Take half your winnings from the Notre Dame-Navy game and and bet Carolina. In fact, here's the strategy that will put you on "Easy Street" for the rest of the season:
Bet your usual on Clemson over Virginia Thursday. Take your winnings and parlay it onto Tulsa over UTEP on Friday. Take that money, add whatever you can beg, barrow or steal onto Navy on Saturday. Cash that in then take half the bankroll and put it on Carolina for the sweetest weekend you'll ever have in your life. Thank me with the results of a quarter bet on Clemson parlayed down the line to Carolina. I'll be cashing my own but it's nice to be appreciated.