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Monday, December 06, 2010

 

A CHANGE OF PACE

I just endured watching the New England Patriots stomp the hapless New York Jets on Monday Night Football and I seriously can't believe how totally useless the ESPN crew supposedly broadcasting the game are.

As I watched the game I seriously could not believe how stupid and inept the commentary was. While there was action on the field the morons supposedly providing play-by-play yapped about totally insignificant things. Frankly, I can't even remember what none sense they were talking about. All I know is they had no interest in what was going on. Instead, they were more concerned with the sound of their own voice and spouting totally useless garbage that in no way enhanced the event.

ESPN will, undoubtedly, fire the entire crew next season since every one of the nameless bunch is useless. No reason to have them on air since they overtly don't have any idea what their job is. Hell, I watched the game expecting the Patriots to stomp the Jets, and I enjoyed the massacre, but the commentary by Curly, Larry and Moe almost made me turn the channel or at least mute the sound.

How do idiots like this even get a chance at ruining football games? These morons were so annoying that by half-time I, along with just about everybody else viewing the game, was ready to change channels since the outcome was obvious and the pain associated with watching the second half was almost unbearable.

I know these guys used to play professional ball, but, since they can't do anything else, why do I have to be subjected to their stupidity? Is being a moron a qualification valued by ESPN? Listen...I am more then willing to take their place along with any two random individuals and I can absolutely guarantee a superior broadcast! And at half the price!!

Listen: if ESPN is out to completely destroy the event known as MNF so be it. If they want to make it at least viewable, get rid of the three idiots you have currently wrecking the event and put anybody else in their place. Seriously, I'll do it and I have two friends who won't be any where near as annoying as the useless losers you currently have. Fans every where will appreciate it. And I'm sure we'll be much cheaper then the over-priced schmucks now destroying a football tradition.

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Jesus Christ!!!!!

No wonder the bookies are getting fat this year!!!

New England is burying the over rated Jets like they were a high school team. Unfortunately, I gave way too much credit to useless losers on Sunday and finished that day dead even. the Pat's are bailing my ass out. Live and learn. Next Sunday's picks will be much more realistic. Sorry the supposed "professionals" are such useless pussies.

Sunday, December 05, 2010

 

THE DAY'S BEST BETS

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After all is said and done, all you need for a profitable Sunday is three or five bets.

Chicago -4 ½ over Detroit looks waaaay out of line. I don't know. After last week why isn't it bigger? Sure, Jay Cutler is due for his annual meltdown any week now, but he seems to have matured somewhat this season. I'd bet he holds it together and I'll take the Bears.


Miami -5 over Cleveland. I'm not a big fan of either team, but I figure both to be over rated and a 5 point line tells me that the odds makers figure the same. In reality, Miami has some potential, Cleveland has none. I'm going with Miami.

Green Bay -8 over San Francisco I can understand. The 49'ers look pretty good lately, but the Packers are a serious team and need a big win. And 8 points is just enough to balance out the betting. I'm liking the “Pack”.

Indianapolis is giving 5 to Dallas. I'm not ready to say Manning is finished and I'm not ready to say the Cowboys are resurgent, but, given the last few weeks, I have to take Dallas in this one. Three points may have caused me to think twice but since I think Dallas has an even chance of winning I have to take the points.

That's four games and in order to make this a viable weekend you're either going to have to limit yourself to any three of the four or else I add a fifth team. I'm reluctant on my next pick since I never seem to get my hometown team right, but I like the Bills getting 5 against the Vikings. The only way Minnesota can win this is if they concentrate on their ground game but I just don't see coach Frazier being that bright. Buffalo plays hard every game and they can score against the Vikings.


Assuming a positive outcome I don't think you can miss pumping up your profit by take New England over the Jets on Monday night.

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