NFL Picks

I’m a God!!!! Minnesota lost but covered the three points. I’ve got the Golden Touch. I’m 30-17-1!! Something like 11-1 over the last two weeks. What the hell, here’s Sunday’s picks, and Monday night:

Cleveland –4 Tampa: I can’t get it any finer then that. Cleveland should win, but I wouldn’t touch this game. I am willing to bet it’s one hell of a low scoring contest, so, if you’re a real degenerate, take the under. Cleveland’s giving three. The O/U is 34 ½. Take the under (unofficial).

Buffalo –6 Tennessee: Buffalo should win and, they should win big. The line is Buffalo –4. Too close for a play.

Atlanta –3 Carolina: Atlanta doesn’t suck that bad. Atlanta is giving 7. Pass.

St. Louis –6 Washington: The Redskins are a fluke team when they win. The Rams have some life. St. Louis is giving three. Pass.

Pittsburgh –6 Baltimore: I suspect Baltimore is favored. I suspect the Steelers win. The Steelers’ are giving three. They should cover, but pass.

New Orleans –1 New York Giants: This game should be closer then it appears. If the Giants get enough points they may be the play. The Saints are getting three. Play them.

New England –7 Jacksonville: The Pat’s are getting ready for the playoffs and the Jag’s don’t know what they’re doing. Jacksonville is giving 3 points!!!!!!!!!!! I love the Pats for a Best Bet!

Indianapolis –3 Huston: The Colts may have won their last game. Time for them to crash and burn. I’m sure the line will be bigger, and I’m sure Huston will be the play. Huston’s getting 9. Take it.

Chicago –9 Detroit: The Lions suck and the Bears will maul them. The line is only –6! Take the Bears!!!

Arizona –3 San Francisco: The 49’ers will be favored, Arizona will beat them. The 49’ers are giving 4 points. Take ‘em.

San Diego –9 Seattle: The Seahawks have been coached to failure. They’ll be helpless against the Chargers. The Chargers are only giving 3 ½!!! They’re a Best Bet!

Cincinnati -3 Denver: Another team coached to destruction. If the Bengals don’t have to give up too many points they should cover. Holy shit, I never thought Denver would be giving points to any decent team. Take the Bengals and the three points for another Best Bet!



Philadelphia EVEN Dallas: I’m thinking the Cowboys win, but not by much. The Cowboys are giving 7. If I’m on a roll at this point I’d take the Eagles, otherwise, pass. (i.e., if I’m the winning side after Sunday, this is a play. If I’m not (highly unlikely) then pass this one).

New York Jets –7 Miami: Pretty even match-up, but the Jets are the better team. Miami is giving 1 ½. The Jets are a Best Bet.