NFL Picks

It's over. The NFL season officially ended today and I, like millions of other people, didn't bother watching the Pro Bowl. I can already give you two picks for next season.
Take the points and whoever is playing the Colts, and take the Bears and give or take whatever points the line puts up. How can I do that you may ask. It's like this:

After the Super Bowl, no coach worth his job isn't going to realize that you have to pressure Manning all the fucking time. He won't be able to throw that "long ball" while he's scrambling. Besides, the really crappy teams won't have anything to lose and the better ones will know that.
On the other hand, the Bears looked so stupid in the Super Bowl that not even Lovie "Jackass" Smith will try and out think himself. Whoever the Bears play will get their ass kicked by a very angry defense and if "Wrecks" Grossman is still throwing the ball, he can't possible be as bad as he was in the "Big Game". If Lovie gets medicated properly during the off season, Feely may be starting. Either way, the offense is only going to need a few points to win. Besides, the oddsmakers know everyone's going to remember the Super Bowl debacle and under rate the Bears.
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