NFL Picks

When you’re the best football handicapper on the planet it’s never too early to brag, especially when all the so-called professionals out there look like bumbling fools in comparison. And, there’s no need to lie or exaggerate my record since all my picks are chronicled here for all to see.

Today I’m a perfect 4 for 4. Perfect. Ran the table. Makes up for going 4 and 2 last week (a winning week, but not up to the superior standard I have now established). Overall, I’m now an incredible, untouchable, 14 winners against three losses. That’s the most enviable record in the world…82% winners. Most public/professional handicappers don’t even have the balls to lie about their picks being that good. And here’s the real kicker: for the big pussys out there I’m recommending one game a week. The absolute, four star, break open the piggy bank, mortgage the house lock of the week. My pick this week (go back and check) was the Buffalo Bills who absolutely crushed the Kansas City Chiefs 54 to 31 against a four-point line.

All that being properly said, I do pick the Green Bay Packers to cover Monday night though it doesn’t quite make it to my usually standard for a best bet, but being on a roll, and being this good, they are a sound play and I say take ‘em and I’m adding them to my picks. On Tuesday morning I’ll be 15 and 3.

posted by PONUSJOE  # 3:39 PM